Johnny

Johnny is Kiane's roommate. He appears in pretty much every route, usually at the end of the day. However, it's not uncommon for him to appear outside of that, such as the time he testifies against Kiane in the Lamp route oops oh wait that's a spoiler oh fuck-

Personality
deserves better

Aside from that, he's portrayed as rather lazy, thanks to him "Only running on 100 calories a day," as well as his narcolepsism.

Trivia

 * It is implied that he has a crush on Kiane, despite how mean she is to him.


 * He has extreme narcolepsy, which prevents him from getting a regular job.


 * He can balance a spoon on his nose.
 * Johnny is apparently based off of real-life Kiane's (Kiane Chula King, more specifically) former roommate. The author commentary states that the only thing she remembers is that real-life Johnny always borrowed Kiane's car, and that it was a pet peeve of hers.
 * His dad is the owner of a big ice cream company. He hasn't earned a thing from it, but he continues to eat only from his dad's brand as a supposed "get rich quick" scheme.