Sensei

Personality
Sensei is rather optimistic in the town of hatred, violence and fear known as Flordaddle. This is most likely because he is too stupid to realize anything happening is bad.

Can and will fall for several pyramid schemes.

Route
Day 1: Sensei makes his reveal and gives Kiane her assignment papers to work on, before taking them back unless it's on fire, in which he just keeps feuling the fire with more papers. Then you leave and he doesn't show up again. Wait I just realized that you can't set the papers on fire in his route fuck-

Day 2: After sleeping in and missing her job, Kiane realizes that by not showing up to the Big Microsoft she has lost her job. So, she decides to return to the community center where she takes Sensei's diver's ed class. Upon arriving, she finds Sensei winking excessively, attempting to break the world record for most consecutive winks. Lamp shares with her the first of the 7 School Mysteries. That being if Sensei's "Wink Meter" is filled up, then the school will explode. Not wanting to risk the destruction of the school, Kiane tackles Sensei to the ground and stops his winking. He is distraught by this and runs away sobbing, giving the substitute teacher the opportunity to step in and lead the class for the day.

Day 3: After waking up from Inner Kiane's nightmare, Outer Kiane goes back to school and preps for the test. Sensei comes back, still sad because you ruined his dreams you monster, realizes he forgot his notes and has an existential crisis, jokes but also is panic, and lets out class for the day way too frickin early. Kiane heads to the bathroom to cheer him up because he is there, and Sensei reveals that he has a little brother he used to do almost everything with, how he ruined his relationship with said brother, and that the big Sensei family reunion is coming up. Sensei wants to patch things up with him and Kiane decides to help by planning the best party ever so they go shopping so that the decoration list isn't just balloon and so that the party has food. It was going to be oatmeal but then space toast. Also when you go shopping is when you start off when doing the Chris bad ending for the part you need to be doing Sensei's route.

Day 4: The test is just writing your name, you realize you forgot to buy brownies, and Sensei eats all the fkucking groceries and you break and enter Mr. Arimnaes' house which then explodes.

Trivia

 * Here are all of Sensei's relatives since they wouldn't all fit in the infobox: Jeff, Dadsei, Plungersei, Cousin Libby, Gramsei, Cousin Stunkel, Cousin Myrertle, Grandsei, Cousin Merribelle, Dadsei again, Ricardo, and Flower Sensei
 * Sensei has never taken off his cooking gloves because of the time he baked a rasin for a baking competition. One of the judges had a traumatic incident with rasins back in middle school so he had to leave
 * His apron is filled with oatmeal...gross
 * Brendon Blaber designed this character off of a couple of lines dialogue he was given. In the Pizza Game Youmacon Preview, he stated that he didn't feel like drawing hands or an outfit so he decided on oven mitts and an apron.
 * Nobody asked, but his favorite letter is Y.
 * Not as bad as everybody says he is like god damn guys like he's far from the best character but c'mon