Warped Lamp

Warped Lamp (Master of Twisted) is one of the six main love interests in Pizza Game. She wears purple, loose-fitting pants to go with the purple lampshade on her head that is either her hair or an actual lampshade. She does not wear a shirt, showing off her six-pack and pecs. She is always seen in a dynamic pose, hands making signs in the air while bending her body to sell her "warped" effect.

Personality
Warped Lamp is a student attending the Driver's Ed class at the community center. She's often depicted as a mix between the archetype of the cool skater kid or the school bully. She always likes to emphasize how "Twisted" her actions and personality is, adding the moniker "Master of Twisted" to the end of her name. Despite her "Twisted" ways, she often cares about what others think and cares about the well being of other people.

Day 3
Kiane learns about toilet. Then she goes on a learnflower date with Lamp and Sensei, the latter of whom ends up creating a bomb with his grocery list???? Everyone immediately walks out on the check, which gets Kiane and Sensei taken to court by Chris, and gets Lamp some free lawyer exp.

Day 4
Lamp and Kiane skip class to get some of those other mysteries out of the way. Kiane slams some epic dunks, goes ghost hunting for Old Man Pizza, and bullies Lamp some more.

Day 5
Kiane and Lamp explore the mystery of Haunted Pizza Game, a talk about gender, grocery shopping, and.. the biggest mystery of all.

Endings
The ending you get is connected to the dating minigame on Day 5.

Ending 1: Slam Dunk
Choose "shoot (bball)" in the final round. This choice only shows up when you get all 5 dunks in the basketball QTE, or if you have QTEs disabled. You get to enjoy a double date, and slam even more cool dunks.

Ending 2: Basket
Choose any option besides "shoot (bball)" in the final round. They all give you the same ending, but it's worth it to read them all.

Ending 3: Airball (the bad one)
Reject her :( You monster.

Trivia

 * Jelloapocalypse has confirmed on his Tumblr page that Warped Lamp is a trans woman.
 * The pants that Lamp wears do not fit her. She constantly has to keep her arms and body posed so that her pants do not fall down.
 * She's a practicing lawyer and is passionate about intellectual property laws (ironically, of course)
 * Sensei is the only one still deadnaming her, because Sensei is really stupid.